Stupid Inventions

Do you have a cold? Is your nose running profusely? Do you dislike the use of Klenex? Do you like strage hats? Do you like to start fashion trends?

This is that hat for you… Not only will this hat clean up the snot that continually runs from your enflamed nostrils (they would be enflamed because toilet paper is not as soft as Klenex with lotion), but it will either build or break your societal status. You have a 50/50 chance of starting a trend or becoming the neighborhood weirdo that is just plain sick (literally). 

Pros and Cons to this attire:

Pros: If you ever need to pop a squat in the woods (or in an alley) you won’t have to air dry, or use a leaf or something. Gross.

If anyone else needed to pop a squat you will be their best friend. I would advise giving them some before…

If that nasty mall bathroom is out of TP then you will not have to worry!

If your watching the notebook and you begin to bawl and your makeup starts running all over your face, you can wipe it all away.

You can get the TP with little pictures on it. Like flowers or superheros. I personally wouldn’t because I feel bad for Batman and Robin. It’s hard being a superhero.

On your wedding day you would have an extremely unique vail.

Cons:

Most likely this trend will never catch on.

Your friends will disown you.

People would give you nicknames like “TP head” and probably some other vulgar nicknames that I won’t name.

You would probably die in a car wreck due to TP constantly being in your face.

Need I say more?

To the creator of this TP hat… WHY!? Are you really that lazy!? You can’t carry around a little pack of Klenex in your pocket? But, I do thank you. You have entertained me very much so….

Carli

Etsy Listing Of The Day.

Etsy Listing Of The Day!

I have a slight obsession with scouring the Etsy website in my biology class. Instead of learning about prokaryotes (whatever that is) I discover things like this ( put your mouse on the blog post title and push down on the left side button to view this piece of work). 

A faux taxidermy deer head with red lights as the antlers!? Pay close attention to the description… “Have you ever wondered how deer see in the dark?” Obviously every deer has red lights on their antlers. My question is “Is this deer a relative to Rudolph? and whats his story.” Did none of the other reindeer let him play their reindeer games? Did he save Christmas too? Is two red lights just too much to love?

So while looking at this listing I wondered who would hang this on their wall and what would be the reasons. I will try my best to come up with legit reasons for this.

1. A person who likes animal heads on their walls but doesn’t believe in killing animals for decorations might like this.

2. The above mentioned person would have to be tired of sitting in the dark of course. 

3. They might want it in their house to make their home unique. 

Ok so I didn’t do a very good job of listing reasons. 

Pros: Deer is semi cute. His slight smile makes him more appealing.

Cons: Might offend other reindeers. 

I do not mean to offend faux taxidermy deer head with antler lights lovers. I don’t really know what my purpose is… but it is not to offend people for sure. 

I actually like the Caribbean Blue Faux Taxidermy Moose. I just don’t know how I would feel if that moose had lights coming out his ears. 

Thats all.

   Carli